I'm Not Rude I Just Say What Every One Else Is Thinking
 

I'm Not Short I'm Just Fun Size
 

I'm Only Responsible For What I Say Not For What You Understand

 

It's Only Funny Until Someone Get Hurt. Then It's Hilarious
 

It's Party Time!
 

I've Got Your Back
 

Kisses Are Like Real Estate. It's All About Location
 

Life Is A Journey Not A Guided Tour
 

Man Flu Survivor
 

Move Over Coffee This Is A Job For Jack, Jim Or Johnny
 

Move Over Coffee This Is A Job For Vodka
 

My Bucket List
 

My Mind Says Saint But My Heart Says Sinner
 

I Don't Need Anger Management You Need To Stop Pissing Me Off
 

Of Course I Can Dance Just Add Alcohol
 

Of Course I Don't Look Busy I Did It Right The First Time
 

Selective Listener
 

SHHH This Is My Hangover Shirt
 

Some People Just Need A Pat On The Back
 

Sometimes I Drink Water Just To Surprise My Liver
 

Team Work
 

The Good Life
 

Wanna Come & Join Me In My Naughty Corner
 

Who Needs Google Just Ask Me
 

Yes It Is All About Me