Diet For The Day Includes Soup Whiskey

 

Don'tLaugh At Your Wife's Choices You Are One Of THem
 

black Sheep Every Family Has One
 

For Sale Classic With Low Millage House Trained
 

Friends Don't Let Friends Do Stupid Things Alone
 

Free Hugs
 

Game Over

 

Give A Man A Fish And He Will Eat For A Day
 

Grumpiest Old Man
 

Grumpy Old Man
 

Grumpy Old Man And Proud Of It
 

Home Is Where The WIFI Connects Automatically
 

I Can Only Please One Person A Day
 

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself
 

I Care About My 6 Pack So Much I Protect It
 

I Do Marathons On Netflix
 

I Don't Need Google My Wife Know's Everything
 

I Don't Need Google My Husband Know's Everything
 

I Just Can't Help It.. I Am Even A Bad Influence On Myself
 

I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Do Burnouts
 

I Like Trains Sheldon Cooper Inspired
 

I Live In My Own Little World but It's Ok They Know Me Here
 

I Never Drink I Just Disinfect Internal Injuries
 

I'm Not Bossy I Just Have Better Ideas
 

I'm Not Lazy I Just Really Enjoy Doing Nothing